creative jones's Newest Cartoons

Galopnick

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Galopnick. My apologies if this word means something in German. I was just making up words I thought sounded alien.

Zip File

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Naturalist

Not another UFO

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If it's got identification, then it's not a UFO

King of the stache

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I drew this when I briefly experimented with growing a mustache. The teasing from my friends was merciless. I wished I had another, bigger friend with a mustache who would put an end to it. Eventually I just shaved it off.

B-Team 2

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I'd hate to see the Z-Team.

hawkeye

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fat chumps

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O’Donnell said something about there being a quicker route from A to B. I remember thinking everything seemed so much smaller from when I was a kid. Not really a whole lot else to talk about. There might have been a couple bumps along the way.

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coconut desserted island

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“I’ve got it,” he had said. “It’s gotta be polyethylene.” The sun had been behind him then. He was holding a plastic oar like the kind you might see from a cheap inflatable raft—and wouldn’t that be appropriate now? “It can’t be wood,” he’d said. “That’s how all those islands got peopled in the first place. And you can forget about aluminum. No way would I want to be out there in the middle of an electrical storm with aluminum. What else but polyethylene? It’s relatively new. It’s modern. You know nobody’s done it before. Just imagine it, a man and a woman, together, in the primes of their lives—this is world record stuff; I’m talking Guinness—you and me alone out there, with the stars and all that—the moon would be huge—just me and my woman immersed in nature, fishing for sustenance, making saltwater potable, interacting with the dolphins, all while circumnavigating the globe in a fourteen-and-a-half foot polyethylene canoe."

A Dark and Gloomy Night

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Have you seen me?

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This was a nice, easy cartoon to color.

Bad Mustard Seed

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Mustard & Ketchup go to together like Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid.

Salt and Prepper

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next ice age

werecanine

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a good barooo to you, sir

gallbladder

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Happy April 1st, everybody.

ghosts

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a cartoon about the things ghosts do

habitat-less

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elephant hobo in a hard economy

Industrial strength

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a cartoon for coffee lovers

hammer

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The safety claw is probably the biggest feature

bogged down

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Thrashy looked different outside. It wasn't that the light reflected differently or was harsher, though both were true. Her posture was that of an expensive breed: thick across the chest, haunches back—a magnificent she-beast with a musculature that had never been realized.

Not unless you got a belly pounce from Thrashy saying hello.

Then you would have known how strong she was.

Bogged Down t-shirts available in sizes: small, medium, large, X-large and XX-large.

Aunts

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Aunts look so small from a distance.

map

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forever

epic viking cartoon

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Alien abduction -- Vikings take alien females

power forward

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basketball humor

running late

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running late

O Malley!

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O'Malley once ripped the steering assembly from a car with his bare hands.